it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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