No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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