I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
