Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
last night I used snow as a chaser
I am mentally ready for anal.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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