i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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