I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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