This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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