he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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