It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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