so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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