i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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