i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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