i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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