Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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