you would pick up someone in the library
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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