I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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