2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Its about making memories worth repressing
I wish life had little blips of pornography
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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