THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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