whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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