you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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