We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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