Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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