So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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