I'll bet she douches with gravy.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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