You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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