Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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