The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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