i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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