why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
