Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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