im drinking this country out of the recession.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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