i barfeds in our rink
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
