just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
