Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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