if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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