erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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