Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Randomize
