The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
My vagina is officially offended.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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