You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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