if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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