And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
they're like a gay fantastic four
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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