We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
