just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You pole danced in your parka.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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