yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
