hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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