Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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