Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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