It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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