I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Pooping to opera.
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