She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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